I Tried Water Polo but My Horse Drowned – Unpopular Opinions #12

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This is episode 12 of Unpopular Opinions with Ryan Tofil. It’s the newest show on the YMB Network and it’s spicy to the max.

From “Chess Nuts Boasting In An Open Fire” to “Go On Lady, I’ll Hold Your Monkey,” this is the one episode of Unpopular Opinions you do NOT want to miss. Why? Because Dan Brown is here, that’s why!

In this go around, we’ll discuss (supposedly) the fifty un-funniest jokes of all time. Best of all, they’re all quick so you won’t fall asleep while listening to all fifty.

I tried water polo but my horse drowned.

A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins. It was a turtle disaster.

I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day. Now I can’t get the cobwebs out of her hair.

Slept like a log last night…….. Woke up in the fireplace.

Jumper cables walk into a bar. The bartender says, “I’ll serve you, but don’t start anything.”

I went to the zoo the other day. There was only one dog in it. It was a shitzu.

And if that doesn’t get your motor running, Ryan’s back with more rants on businesses ripping him off. He’s currently fighting a bill for $60 from a hotel that says he stole the coffee pot. Spoiler: He didn’t.

So put on your helmet and get out your popcorn because it’s Unpopular Opinions with Dan Brown!

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